Episode 380 - The Meth Squirrel

Ross Patterson Revolution!

Tetherball Academy Media

Entertainment News, News, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.9 • 2.2K Ratings

🗓️ 24 June 2019

⏱️ 65 minutes

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Summary

Ross and Jessie discuss the David Ortiz case being described as a "mistaken identity", Ross fantasizes over an Alien funeral, the difficulty of recording an audiobook, the girl who got attacked by a sea lion, and Jessie's last "Crime Corner" has come to life as Ross friends him on Facebook live on air. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

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0:00.0	A ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Ross!
0:07.0	Welcome to the Ross!
0:10.0	Patterson Revolution
0:15.0	brought to you by Ghost bed. com dot com!
0:30.0	James, uh, James, a gins!
0:33.0	James, a kames, again's! What's up?
0:34.0	I feel... I don't know.
0:37.0	I feel like I'm smarter than everyone else.
0:39.0	Or the news is just dumb.
0:41.0	So nothing's new.
0:42.0	Yeah, nothing's new. Yeah. Nothing's new with you. The top story today, this is just running. The real story that just said, it's going to be hot on the East Coast for the whole weekend.
0:59.2	Okay. It's the fucking summer. Yeah. Yeah.
1:03.4	When is it not hot?
1:04.8	When has it not been hot in the summer on the East Coast?
1:08.0	Right.
1:09.0	Find me that year.
1:11.1	And then otherwise, like, write something else.
1:14.6	Write something else that your dog would be better with with two legs instead of four.
1:17.8	Right.
1:18.8	Like find something else.
1:20.4	Hey, there was a there was another man left on the moon when we went up there in 69, you know?
1:26.4	He's still there.
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