Episode 379 - Bang Me Into Eternity

Ross Patterson Revolution!

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News, Comedy, Society & Culture, Entertainment News

4.9 • 2.2K Ratings

🗓️ 21 June 2019

⏱️ 65 minutes

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Ross and Jessie discuss the sex doll company who will recreate a replica of your dead spouse, the women of the R. Kelly documentary who accepted an MTV Movie Award, the bracelet that will shock you into not eating or smoking, the great potato chip debate, and Jables is back with an all new "Crime Corner". Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

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0:00.0	A ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Ross!
0:07.0	Welcome to the Ross!
0:10.0	Patterson Revolution dot com! The dream came true, James.
0:27.0	Your dream came true, James.
0:30.0	What?
0:31.0	Your dream came true.pe's proud of you.
0:35.0	Supe's glad this is happening.
0:37.0	What are you talking about?
0:39.0	I'm talking about dreams, Jessie.
0:42.0	We're going to lead off today's show with dreams sometimes people get
0:45.8	them in this life right now better Paris in the summer
0:50.4	nope nope not even close.
0:52.7	So what is my dream that you think my dream is?
0:57.8	If I were to die, I know you would miss me, right?
1:01.8	Dream over. Yeah, you could probably hear some people
1:04.2	hammering nails into a coffin in the background but today it's not this time it's not us this time. It's not us this time. I'm alive today. But if I pass away
1:17.0	Sure. Or I die right at a flight on Friday. I could go down in a heap of metal and that would be
1:23.2	steel sad you know that'd be sad for everyone and we would just have to
1:29.6	cash the life insurance policy for two million? Okay, yep, that one.
1:34.0	And be sad.
1:36.0	You bet.
1:37.0	And try to repair.
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