Hello. Hello. How was your Valentine's Day? Tom is a romantic guy, right? What did he do? Dress up as the milk tray man? Do you want to know I did on the evening of Valentine's Day? Yes. I sat in on my own, watch TV and went to bed. What a great gift he gave to you. You were a wonderful gift. Actually, you know what? He did, I bought him a card and I bought him one of these places like Moon Pig. You know Moon Pig? And you like, yeah. Moompeg. Dot com. And I just sent it there to be printing. So say more about the design. Oh, it was really good. Yeah? I'm not going to like reveal it all. Like, you know, this is prior stuff.

Did you, did you draw it? No, it had Luke Littler on it, the darts player. Okay. And a 180. Well, nothing says romance more than a dart player. Exactly. So I'd bought him a card from Moon Pig and I paid extra to make sure it's delivered on time and I'm not I think

MoonPo are amazing but unfortunately it didn't get delivered on time there was some issue with Royal Mail

nothing to do Moon Pig so I had to say I really like Moon Pig so I just want to make sure

you're apportioning the blame correctly yes yes I mean I like Royal Mail too to be honest but I mean yeah

I'm gonna be honest yeah I'm from an NHS household and a Royal Mail. I was born out of the NHS and the Royal Mail. My dad was a post-man. My mum was a nurse. Yeah. I think the Royal Mail, I wish it well. I root for it. But is there anything more disheartening than when you order something online and it says it'll be delivered by Royal Mail?

Yeah, they're raised something more disheartening every.

Really?

Yes.

Because I find with the couriers, they will play fast and loose and they'll just leave something in plain sight where it could be stolen.

But at least then you have it.

In the rain.

The royal mail, if you miss them, then you see that little red card.

Nice.

You know you're entering some level of hell at that point.

Yeah.

It's going to the post office, not knowing quite when it's open.

Then there's that room at the front with a little

doorbell in it and you can see all the parcels, but they're all having fun in the loud room with

the radio on it and not often want to come through. I got a message from Romel saying we were

unable to access your property. I had like lions roaming around or something They made it up

They just hadn't bothered to come

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