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Adrift with Geoff Lloyd and Annabel Port

EPISODE 378 - The three hundred-and-seventy-eighth-episode

Adrift with Geoff Lloyd and Annabel Port

Geoff Lloyd/Annabel Port

Comedy

4.91.6K Ratings

🗓️ 6 February 2026

⏱️ 36 minutes

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Summary

THE LOST EPISODE! (We recorded this last week, but the Lloyd household was struck by a gastric bug immediately afterwards, and it was lost in the deluge.)

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0:00.0

Hello. Hello. I know nobody wants to hear it, but I'm tired. You are very tired today.

0:25.0

Here's the problem. I can't get the heating right in this flat. So the heating, I think, on in the evening, is off at night, right? Is that the rule?

0:34.6

Yes, but I think what happens is Sarah gets cold and then she goes to the boiler

0:40.2

and switches it to on the whole time and then forgets. Then the bedroom is hot and I wake up in

0:48.1

the night too hot and I can't get back to sleep again. It's not good. But I'm so tired. I could

0:52.3

doze now.

0:54.3

While talking? While talking. Do I need to constantly kind of clap to keep you away? I think it wouldn't be a bad idea. God. I mean some kind of electrocution. Oh, a cattle prod? Yes. I need a cattle prod. Yeah, we all need a cattle prod. Yeah. Not for prodding cattle. No. I'm not sure you can buy them that freely, can you?

1:12.4

I don't know.

1:12.8

Maybe of some agricultural website. need a cattle prod. Not for prodding cattle. No. I'm not sure you can buy them that freely,

1:12.0

can you? I don't know. Maybe of some agricultural website. So you have to get a license.

1:16.3

Maybe, yeah, maybe, yeah. So I'm going to try my best on the podcast, but I'd just like

1:23.7

everyone to have low expectations. Okay.

1:34.2

So one driftery thing happened to me in recent days, which is I was walking down the street and I got my headphones on and I was listening to a woo-woo meditation thing.

1:41.4

It's a woo-woo guru.

1:43.3

Oh, right.

1:43.8

That's a nice thing to say, woo-woo-goo.

1:45.7

Isn't it lovely?

1:46.5

And I just, have I told you what I do?

1:50.8

No, go on.

1:52.2

So to stop myself going into anxiety spirals or depressive thoughts when I'm walking along,

1:58.6

I put the woo-woo guru on and it's woo-woo music, you know, sit-hars and whatnot.

2:05.6

And then a guru, just saying the mantra, I am loving awareness.

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