All right, should we get to our sexy story this week?

Ladies, gentlemen, you cannot unsuck that dick.

It was hot.

It was really quite something.

Do you like when someone else makes me moan?

Do not show up looking like you slept in your clothes, in your car.

There is nothing sexier than getting railed by two dudes at the same time.

I'll just say that.

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Who knows?

So this has been, I don't, I feel like a long time coming because we've been talking about it for like,

I don't know, since Podbash, basically.

But we finally pulled the trigger last night and we swapped with a couple for the first time

and we decided about five and a half years. Yeah, pretty close, I think for a legitimate couple for couple kind of thing where there wasn't a group or something. Right. Yeah. It's about five and a half years. Well, even the group thing that we did, if you're referring to like the bi party that we did here, you fucked. I did not even

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