And now from the Palatial Corporate Report Studios in Western Japan, it's time for the third annual report Studios in Western Japan.

It's time for the third annual real fake news awards.

In tonight's much anticipated gala,

we dishonor the stupidest fake news stories, dumbest mainstream media faceplants, and most

laughably incorrect reporting of the past year with the coveted dinos of shame.

Which media organization will take home the most dinos for their dishonest reporting?

Will the December-in-chief retain his title as Fake News purveyor of the year for his lies about Syria?

Or will a different liar come along to take his place?

Find out in this year's exciting broadcast.

But first, a word from our sponsors.

Google, putting the goo in YouTube since 2006.

The ADL, shut up conspiracy theorists, or we'll throw you in jail.

And, Exxon. those aren't X's in our logo and now your host for

tonight's proceedings Ricky Gervais. Oh yeah. Uh, yeah, no, it looks like Ricky isn't going to make it, so you're just going to

have to settle for me. James Corbettcorbett report.com here to host the third annual real fake news awards

where we dishonor the worst fake news stories of the previous year.

And it's great to see the VIP guests who have assembled for tonight's show, but you can wipe that

smug look off your face just because Ricky Gervais isn't here doesn't mean anyone's

going to go easy on you tonight. I'm looking at you Tom Hanks. No, you preening pretentious

prima donnas, you millionaire socialists and fake news and media accomplices, just because you arrived here in your private jets provided perhaps by your friend Jeffrey Epstein does not mean that you are going to be able to come up here and lecture us, the general public, about our moral

failings, or ring your hands about the problem of fake news spreading on social media and

how do we stop it, as told to us by the very liars who are

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