Welcome to an HBO podcast from the HBO late-night series real time with Bill Maugh.

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This is from the radio.

Thank you for your time.

Thank you very much.

Okay. Thank you very much.

Thank you. You're making me a bit flam.

Thank you. Now you're making me miss you more than ever.

You know, this is our last show of the season.

That's right. Well, I always take the holidays off to work at Dr. Ben Carson's charity.

You're familiar, doctors without clues.

But of course, we're leaving it a very nervous time for the country in the world.

The number of Americans who now say terrorism is the biggest problem we face

and we've always doubled in the last four days.

Wow. Replacing America's previous biggest problem, white girls who wear a polka-hontus costumes.

But no, there's a lot to be frightened about. That's true.

But I'm pretty sure the five scariest words I've ever heard are,

the plan.

Yeah.

Yeah, after the Paris attacks, Donald Trump is rising in the polls.

Republicans think he can do the best job fighting ISIS because he said a few days before the attacks

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