Now it's time for real time 2.0.

Your task to listen in behind the scenes to the real time monologue jokes America didn't

hear.

Thank you very much.

What a crowd on a Thursday boy.

When you see how rough and shitty this rehearsal you want to take that applause back.

It's like the bar low.

Let's get to the important news.

Donald Trump is on the warpath saying Hillary Clinton wears a wig.

This is what he is saying today.

This woman who uses so much hairspray, he bought a beauty pageant.

But that's the thing today he wants to know is Hillary wearing a wig.

Well, I mean years ago I asked is Donald Trump wearing a ferret on his head.

So I think it's a fair question.

Trump said it's a son very presidential to wear a wig.

I mean you wouldn't catch any of our founding fathers wearing a wig.

Well there was another Republican debate this week.

Donald Trump, I think clearly ran out of stuff to say about three debates ago.

Even his own people are going again with the Mexicans.

This guy talks about the wall more times than Pink Floyd.

So what I...it seems like everybody agreed that we need to do an American because this was the debate about the economy.

Was rain in waste, cut spending, and acknowledged that the government doesn't do anything right,

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