Episode 371 - Dick on Brostronomy

The Dick Show

Dick Masterson

Comedy

4.7 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 15 August 2023

⏱️ 119 minutes

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Summary

I catch a grill on fire, gym bros vs. The Big Bang Theory, Karl and Vinnie call in with a Scum Parade, stop sending me the Rich Men North of Virginia song, a brand new Maddox article, the Fortnite Holocaust museum, flash mobs at Nordstroms, a woman reads a graph, I get a new printer, Hinge bait-and-switches, a lesbian cop, Lizzo is dropped, Best Buy doesn't promote white people, and Sean makes a scandalous delivery; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

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0:00.0	I wish I had a statistical analysis of where the least likely place is for me to spill
0:07.4	this Diet Coke.
0:08.9	I've done so many shows.
0:11.0	The least likely place to spill it.
0:12.6	The least likely place for me to spill this Diet Coke.
0:14.8	It's the floor.
0:15.8	That's the least likely place for you to spill the Diet Coke.
0:18.2	It's going to go somewhere on something on that table.
0:20.4	No, no, no.
0:21.4	That's...
0:22.4	Yeah, but I can't replace the floor.
0:24.0	I can get rid of this table.
0:26.2	You replace the key starter fire, the remote, the phone, this Ukrainian flag.
0:31.5	Yeah.
0:32.5	I'll just put it right.
0:33.5	I'll balance it on the flag.
0:34.9	Probably won't spill.
0:35.9	Yeah.
0:36.9	Yeah.
0:37.9	The most reckless thing I could do, I caught my dad's grill on fire.
0:43.6	You did?
0:44.6	Yesterday, yeah.
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