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The Dick Show

Episode 37 – Dick on Skating

The Dick Show

Dick Masterson

Dickmasterson, Biggestproblemintheuniverse, Comedy

4.81.3K Ratings

🗓️ 13 February 2017

⏱️ 95 minutes

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Download the MP3 The war on white people, Dr. Manhattan’s dong, drunk children, a Shangri-La of hot, available women, a parade of the awkward and a life spent trying not to hurt people, Clegg blames me for everything, violence in bars, stories from the trolling front lines, The Enigma rides again, more pieces of the … Continue reading "Episode 37 – Dick on Skating"

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0:00.0

Presenting Dick.

0:03.0

Dick. Dick. Dick. Dick. Dick. Dick. Dick. Dick. Dick.

0:08.0

is a Dick. Dick. Dick. Dick. Dick. Dick.

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Dick.

0:12.0

Dick. Dick.

0:14.0

Ready.

0:15.0

Yeah!

0:19.0

Yeah! Yeah!

0:20.0

Welcome to Dick!

0:21.0

You need Dick, you want Dick, You love Dick. You got it. It's the show where everything is a contest.

0:29.0

I am your host Dick Masterson. With me as always is Sean the Audio Engineer.

0:34.6

Hello Dick.

0:35.6

Hey what's up buddy it's the only show where you can get the comedy audio

0:39.6

rational man stylings of Sean the audio engineer.

0:43.3

Coach is with us as well.

0:44.5

Coach, did you know that?

0:45.6

If you tune into any other podcast,

0:48.1

you will not be able to hear Sean dropping his purls of wisdom. Oh, that's good.

0:53.0

That's good.

0:54.0

It's incredible.

0:55.0

The exclusive access you have to Sean on this audio podcast.

0:59.0

I always felt like his, you know, energy was a little spread thin.

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