And the Oral presentations, episode 36, bridges, the moth man is going to hate this one.

I think I almost killed myself with a rug doctor on Friday.

Oh my God.

If you listen to the public episode on Friday was Colonel Sanders or E-Trew Hollywood stories, Colonel

Sanders and that was a Patreon chunk because I wanted to give myself a break.

I was going to go down and see my body in DC.

And so I threw that up and then I was going to move the schedule back to Monday Wednesday, is we're still doing and so this

will be coming out on Monday. So like I don't go out anywhere or anything because it's

a pandemic and like I don't know I record you know I record that intro and then and then some stuff happened and then I was like all right well I won't go down Friday I'll go down Saturday so I had Friday to just chill and just be like all right. Well, let's see what we're doing here

And so whenever we went on vacation when I was little my mom would always talk about you want to clean the house before you leave

So you had something nice to come back to. So I went and got a rug doctor to clean my carpet and I don't know I was just like this would be great and I went and got a rug doctor and here's a thing.

We are going to talk about bridges and how they work and why they don't fall down because I do have a fear of that that is irrational.

And it was also a pretty solid record that came in from a dude on Twitter.

It's pretty sick.

But so I went and got a rug doctor, but life tip on this one, read the instructions on the

rug doctor, especially if you're half Lithuanian, half English, and you're allergic to scallops. That's all I know those are the factors at play here

Because I didn't I didn't read I didn't read the instructions and I just got all the shit up off the

but off my room so you see the carpet and I just rug docked out but here's the thing I

didn't read that you're not supposed to hold the trigger down the whole time so I

held I just I was blasting that pointer finger.

I was just like, get all this liquid into my carpet,

clean this thing up.

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