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Episode 36 - E! True Hollywood Stories: Colonel Sanders

Oral Presentations

Chris Wood

Science, Comedy, Education

5.0868 Ratings

🗓️ 26 June 2020

⏱️ 36 minutes

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Summary

Most fun thing I've recorded in awhile. This is the middle piece of this week's Patreon Episode. I wanted an excuse to switch back to a Monday/Wednesday split and this is a nice work around. When I listened back it sounded a lot like the Ponzi Episode and I hope you get a laugh out of it. New public episode this Monday and moving forward this'll be how it stays 'till we run out the hundred.

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0:00.0

And the Hey, how you guys doing this is.

0:13.0

This is... Hey, how you guys doing?

0:23.6

This is, uh, this is decidedly a work around.

0:27.7

You know, it just is what it is.

0:29.2

Sometimes, remember when you were in school and you were like, I don't know?

0:32.6

Hmm.

0:35.6

What is, uh, what is the answer to this?

0:37.8

And then you just start peeking?

0:39.4

I remember I was in first grade and I couldn't pass a left right test. I remember I was sitting next to my friend

0:46.0

Jeff who I still know to this day. That's why I met him in first grade. I remember we had a left

0:50.9

right test and we had to put our folders up and it was a scarecrow and I remember

0:56.7

Miss Swersler was like now draw a crow on the left shoulder of the scarecrow, you know, and I, uh,

1:06.4

you just lean back a little bit, you know, you just give it a good old lean.

1:09.9

Just, oh, oh, oh, oh, fat Joe, dude, lean back just a little bit, see where, hey Jeff, where are you putting that?

1:15.7

Don't even ask him, you know?

1:17.5

I don't know, maybe he's a competitive first grader.

1:19.7

I don't know if he wants to share his knowledge of where he put the crow or how

1:23.0

confident he is but I have no idea nobody ever explained again I'm

1:27.8

dumb like a horse guys they never fucking explain when they say the L

1:31.5

when you put your L's up, I have a huge problem with that because it's, I always thought like, well, who's looking at my hands, you know?

1:40.0

If somebody's looking at me, well, then my right hand is an L, but if I'm looking out, I guess my left hand is an L, but what do you think?

1:49.0

I can't imagine that this L is going backwards and then I can put it the other way. Technically both of them

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