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started for free today. So I have an interesting revelation in my life. You mean your bare vagina?

My bear beaver baby. Not that it's always bare, but you just had it waxed. Okay, so I got

sugared once in my 20s and I don't know why this hurt so much worse than that.

But I remember thinking, oh, I'm never going to do this again when I got sugared.

And now I actually got waxed and holy fucking shit, did it hurt.

She did three strips and I was very, very seriously considering telling her to just stop. Listen, it hurts to be beautiful. You know, what can you do? Even your vagina. It's soft, though. Yeah, but it's not pretty yet. It's very red and angry, so I'm hoping that it calms down. Otherwise, I'm going to be really pissed if I have an ugly, angry-looking pussy on top of all the pain. In a couple of hours, it'll be fine.

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