All right, should we get to our sexy story this week?

Ladies, gentlemen, you cannot unsuck that dick.

It was hot.

It was really quite something.

Do you like when someone else makes me moan?

Do not show up looking like you slept in your clothes, in your car.

There is nothing sexier than getting railed by two dudes at the same time.

I'll just say that.

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Yeah, it's also not something I want to do.

It's just unnecessary.

I mean, it's the same old shtick people do. Oh, we went to a thing. We did it this and we did that and we're going to recap it. No one gives a fuck. Right. If they weren't there, they don't give a fuck. Exactly. No, let me tell you this.

We had a great time with our friends.

I had a great time with an amazing sexy lady.

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