Hello, this is Granger Porterby. I want to just tell all of you, I'm very, very excited to be with you on behalf of the Phil Henry Show website.

And I'm in a bit of a competition to tell you about, and that is I'm competing with other people to just keep talking without really, without really leaving too much dead air. I can take a breath, but it can't be very long. and the competition is like this, you just keep going as long as you can without saying anything

or you can say something, but you can't stop talking.

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We have videocast showing you how I perform the show. We have home movies of the Henry family from Canada all the way on forward into the present time. It's an interesting website. It's a little bit of biographical. It's a little of this, a little of that. but mostly it's the great, great archive of the world famous Phil Henry show.

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Greatest value online other than porn. Today, folks, we have the best of filth file. Now, this is

something I described in the pre-show a little bit for our subscribers. And for those of you who are new to our show or our daily listeners to our podcast, this is something put together by our official curator, Rory McLeod. I say official. He's unpaid. Certainly we're not going to pay him I don't think you're

not hoping for money are you Roy okay but no Rory does this out of great love and boredom

this is the best of filth file Rory has put together such great classics for us as the best

of bathtub and so on and so forth with filth file comes uh look at this I just got a

I got a message going.

Yes, you just, hold on. But with filth file, you have the best of moments when Margaret was outraged by the double entendre being thrown around by the staff. We thought we were being cute. She heard a lot of dirt and filth and obscenity. And so that's what

this is. We have volume one for you today, and tomorrow, Tuesday, we'll have volume two. These are

great moments, and I thank Roy for them, because they isolate these thematic wonderful times

we have on the show. They aren't just the best of shows. They are best of moments, best of themes,

best of ideas that we had and sort of perpetrated, if you'll excuse the use of the word,

over a long length of time. Let's listen now to Volume 1 of the Best of Filth File.

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