Hello, everyone. This is Gloria Grover, and I am telling you, I don't even know why I'm doing a promo for the Phil Henry show.

He took what I did with my son Larry was to try to get a couple of smiles on their faces.

Bettina and Larry, I leapt into the room. I said, which wind?

To say with the way the kids said, I busted ass.

This is Larry Grover. Get a backstage pass to the world famous... This is Gloria Grover. Get a backstage pass to the world famous Phil Henry Show.

And make sure you get the gift certificate, okay? Get one for your mother.

Get a good one for your mother. A gift certificate to the Phil Henry Show website.

So at least I know somebody's mother out there is being treated with decency

and isn't being treated like she's just a disgusting old lady in her opening her robe on a street corner.

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Good day, everyone. This is Malcolm Fethito here on the world famous Phil Henry Show. I. The greatest value online other than porn. Good day, everyone. This is Malcolm

Espatito here on the world famous Phil Henry Show website and, of course, the daily podcast.

I'm very excited and very grateful to Mr. Henry for allowing me to present our

Malcolm Espatito pre-Christmas show. And since we're doing this live,

I apologize, but I do have my staff here and I'm doing some training. It's a bad time to do

training. It's a bad time to have a staff here that it's not 100% trained in the process

of doing a Malcolm Espetito show.

But I have no choice.

As Mr. Henry said, that we have limited time and limited access to this studio.

So I have to ask my staff right now not to hold up signs that are trying,

you're trying to make me laugh

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