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Hello everybody. Welcome to our show today. And today is going to be a very special show because, as you can hear, there's still a laryngitis going. And every day I test my voice.

I try it out with the Margaret voice.

I try out with what's called the high chest voice.

And today you can hear that Margaret is coming back a little bit, but not good enough.

So we're going to rest the voice today.

However, however, however, I have a very special show for you.

This coming week, we're going to hear the Fresher Frozen show

from Bob Green, which is our standard traditional Thanksgiving show. But what I thought I would

air for you today is a show that aired that very week in 2005 that preceded the Bob Green show.

It's a Thanksgiving show, and it features Jay Santos of the Citizens' Auxiliary Police in a show that is quite

bizarre.

Jay is around checking people and seeing what they're doing on Thanksgiving, because if you're

not doing the right thing, it's like it ain't good.

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