Hello, this is Webster, and I want to advise you to get a backstage pass to the Phil Henry show.

I don't go anywhere without it. I am not a typical Phil Henry show listener. I don't think.

I'm a little bit peculiar in that I have a sick personality, but I also have grandchildren.

I've got a cabin out here in the clearing that people avoid. But when they see the cabin, I wish that people wouldn't think, am I going too far? You're probably giving them too much information. Okay. We can get into this. They're in the body of the show. Just get a backstage pass to the Phil Henry show, the greatest value in line other than porn, is that what I said? Yeah, but there's more. You get a back, there's thousands of hours of, thousands of hours of great radio entertainment, great digital entertainment. Phil was in the

radio and he still is in the Radio Hall of Fame, right? Yeah. He's in the Radio Hall of Fame.

So get a backstage pass to the Phil Henry show today. The greatest value online other than porn.

It says that too. Yes, it does right there, see. Okay. All right. It says that, too.

Yes, it does.

Right there, see?

All right, don't stick the finger.

You got to, why don't you put it up my nose,

while you're in the subject?

Just there it is, right there.

Welcome, everyone.

And this is the Phil Henry Show.

The world famous Phil Henry Show will be filling in for Phil because he well he's still suffering from the effects Webster of the laryngitis yes he is I talked to him this afternoon and is he drinking the warm teas he had that warm tea and he's got lemon and honey and all of that, but you know how I feel about it.

You walk in on a man who's drinking that.

Well, you've got some pretty untraditional views.

I don't think so.

Why do you say that?

Well, if I have a cold, if you have a cold, we're going to be drinking teas.

Yes, you'll drink teas and a variety of honeies.

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