This is because that's a U-Haul-Den because apparently you don't know the song

saying Elmo's fire. Then it's the most badass song of all time. That's not true, but it's pretty great.

I could say the new horizon underneath the blazing sky. I've been wearing the eagle's

flying higher and higher. Gonna be your man in motion. All I need is a pair of wheels.

Take me where the future's flying. Srin elbo's fire. I'm obsessed with this song. I have a

problem. I don't know what to do with myself. All I'm doing is listening to this song over and

over again because it is the only song that I am listening to that is not Britney Spears.

And yes, it is off of my yacht rock and smooth grooves playlist with Jackie that I made on Spotify

that Accidently is now six hours long. But you should follow it because it's really fucking sick.

If I do say so myself. Welcome to page seven. I know I didn't do scene Elmo's fire properly.

But please listen to it and just like be in your car. I was like, I feel it. I just feel like I'm in a

montage where I keep jumping up in the air and freezing mid jump. My name is Jackie. My name is

Holden. I know the fucking song. I just I just don't I'm bad with names. Okay. Also it is a

dark. What's your name is it? Is it dump? Is it Mr. Dumps? Wait, wait, is my name Mr. Dumps? Are

you seriously calling me Mr. Dumps? I'm sorry. How dare you? Mr. I'm sorry. Crumps because he

just crumps in his pants. I've been called Mr. Lumps. I've been called Mr. Jumps. Back when I was

doing track and feel I've been called Mr. Stumps. Back when I got my legs cut off of that thrashing

machine accident. I remember that summer. But I have never been called Mr. Dumps and I do not

appreciate it. Also it is a dark and stormy night here in Queens. So you may hear some wild

thunder claps. My wife is terrified right now in the couch. Are you sure it's not her butt clapping?

Right. Oh my god. We definitely haven't some fun butt claps these days in quarantine. It is

heating up in here. I'm not gonna say that I'm some sort of a little fairy. What the

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