Hello!

Hello.

Well, we are separate once again.

Hello.

You're in your living room, I think, by the looks of it?

Yep.

And I am in yet another friend's flat.

But I think we're going to be here until we move to our new place now.

That's good. You're not so nomadic from now onwards.

No, I think we're settled temporarily. Okay's good. You're not so nomadic from now onwards. No, I think we're

settled temporarily. Okay, good. Best thing about this place? Go on. The keys are on a lanyard.

Oh, do you like a lanyard, do you? I love a lanyard. Do you? Why? So, number one, I hate doing

that thing where I'm patting my pockets to see which pocket the keys are in. Right. When you've got a millennia, you can just feel the cold of the metal against your chest at all times. Oh, quick question then. So do you all, you don't have a key pocket? Like, so I would never put my keys in my left pocket. They're always in my right. Always, always, always. I tend to have a key pocket, but even so, maybe it's got my hanky in it. Maybe it's got some polos or some extra chewing gum. I'd never thought before about how I was so rigid in my key pocket use. But yeah. How many people haven't switched across to extra chewing gum at this stage?

How many people are still going with a sticker wrigglies?

Oh, that's very retro, isn't it?

Yes. Not many, not many.

Yeah. I like the little arrows on it, little zigzags.

Yes. And you know what? I really fancy a sticker gum now.

Me too. I used to love rolling it up. Yes. And you know what? I really fancy a sticker gum now. Me too. I used to love rolling it up.

Yes. Like a rug.

I used to like sharing it with someone on a Greyhound bus when I was going across America.

I'm sorry, that wasn't me.

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