Hello.

Hello.

Hello.

Another week.

Another friend's place that I'm crashing in.

Yep.

And this one, I've just been showing Annabel Round, has an incredibly sophisticated

heating and water system.

Which you might be able to hear.

Yes.

Which is why I mention it.

But honestly, we just opened a cupboard to try and see if we could make it quieter.

And it's like being in the caretakers bit of the school.

If you ever had to go down there.

Unbelievable.

So much stuff going on in there.

Water softeners. I'll tell you what it looks like. If you've ever been under a swimming pool. Yes. It looks like that on there. There's no swimming pool. Or is there? Maybe there's a hidden one you don't know about. Maybe. Maybe. I tried to convince Annabelle there was a secret sex dungeon and I would somewhat successfully as well.

I would spend, let's say, 30 seconds of my life believing you. But then I remembered that your wife had opened the door to me and if it was true, she'd had taken me straight down to show me.

Of course. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, she would have ruined the surprise. So here we are. And

nothing remotely entertaining has happened to me since we last spoke.

Yeah, probably some bleak things, but certainly nothing humorous.

So I thought I'd crack on with some of the clippings that you've sent me.

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