Episode 360 - Molasses For The Masses w/ Alyna Francine Keim
Florida Men on Florida Man
Wayne McCarty
4.9 • 783 Ratings
🗓️ 22 January 2026
⏱️ 55 minutes
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Summary
A tidal wave of syrup destroyed an entire town! Buildings were destroyed but held together as 2.3 million gallons of molasses poured through the city streets. FMOFM breaks down the insane tragedy that shaped American labor laws forever.
On this episode, Josh Mills and Wayne McCarty are joined by FMOFM Español host Alyna Francine Keim to cover your favorite Florida man headlines, read listener letters, and discuss how one town was demolished by a molasses mega wave!
Headlines include:
Florida women thrown off a plane for promoting OnlyFans, Florida woman poops at a cop, Florida TikToker gets arrested for spending the night at Walmart.
Letters include: "My roommate must have 3 drinks at all times: water, coffee, tequila", "I have 1 hour left on my 72-hour deodorant but women still say I stink", "My uncle thinks I'm too online and going down the 'Alright Pipeline'".
On Mic: Alyna Francine Keim, Josh Mills, Wayne McCarty.
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| 0:00.0 | Recorded in front of a live studio audience. |
| 0:05.9 | Way down upon the Swanee River, far, far away. |
| 0:13.8 | That's where my heart is yearning never, home where the old folks stay. |
| 0:25.3 | Welcome to Florida Mint on Florida Man with Josh Mills and Wayne McCarty And Alina Francine. |
| 0:26.6 | The podcast where Floridians discuss the legends and the lore and crazy stories, sometimes even in Spanish. |
| 0:33.7 | In Florida, let's go. |
| 0:35.7 | Florida. |
| 0:37.2 | Welcome, Alina. |
| 0:39.9 | How are you? |
| 0:41.0 | Hello, friends. |
| 0:42.8 | Yes. |
| 0:43.2 | Hello. |
| 0:43.7 | Was it tough not taking over? |
| 0:45.9 | Yeah. |
| 0:46.1 | Yeah, it was. |
| 0:47.4 | She's shaking right now. |
| 0:48.6 | He's furious. |
| 0:49.4 | I'm shaking in my boots. |
| 0:50.7 | Let me talk. |
| 0:51.1 | Let me talk. |
| 0:52.2 | Hey, on this episode, we are going to cover some headlines. We've got some listener submitted letters and then a tidal wave of syrup engulfed an entire town. That's very true. It's a real story that happened. Delicious. I'm for it. I mean, the weird and the wacky, but Alina's joining us. And so this is special because she's the host of our Spanish show, aren't you, Alina? Yes. |
| 1:11.8 | And why is that? |
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