Episode 359 - Christian the Man, the Show
Florida Men on Florida Man
Wayne McCarty
4.9 • 783 Ratings
🗓️ 15 January 2026
⏱️ 70 minutes
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Summary
On this episode, Josh Mills and Wayne McCarty are joined by the legendary Christian Suddreth to cover your favorite Florida Man headlines, take a pop culture quiz, and rant about what is bothering their guest.
Headlines include:
Florida Woman throws collard greens and a skillet at her roommate, Naked Florida Man robs a meat market, Florida Man uses a sledgehammer to destroy a gas station slot machine.
On Mic: Christian Suddreth, Luke West, Josh Mills, Wayne McCarty
Rants include: blurring your child's face on social media, fast food drive throughs.
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| 0:00.0 | Recorded in front of a live studio audience. |
| 0:05.9 | Way down upon the Swanee River, far, far away. |
| 0:13.8 | That's where my heart is yearning never, home where the old folks stay. |
| 0:25.3 | Welcome to Florida Mint on Florida Man with Josh Mills and Wayne McCarty. |
| 0:35.2 | The podcast where Floridians discuss the legends and lore and crazy stories that always seem to take place in Florida. |
| 0:37.6 | We're here with Christian Sudrith. What's up, guys? A fan favorite. Yeah. We called suds and such, right? Oh, yeah. Or is that just me? Well, soapy suds, because, I mean, we go back a long time with Christian, and so there's a lot of nicknames. I remember you used to give me baths growing up. Yeah, because it was one of those things where your mom would say, like, he just doesn't do it himself. |
| 0:56.6 | He doesn't watch behind his ears. |
| 0:57.6 | He's so dirty. lot nicknames. I remember you used to give me baths growing up. Yeah, because it was one of those things where your mom would say, like, he just doesn't do it himself. He doesn't watch it |
| 0:57.0 | behind his ears under his pits. He's always playing out in the dirt and I'm like, I'll do it. And I would always be like, guys, what's high school like? And you'll be like, you'll find out buddy it's okay yeah years you'll find out in 10 years you're gonna try out for the hockey team we said to him |
| 1:09.2 | uh yeah dude so how are you been, man? |
| 1:11.7 | Dude, I've been so good. I checked the scoreboard. It's my seventh appearance. Let's go. No way. Okay. Yeah, dude. I'm married. That means I think you take communion this time. Well, bring it out. Here you go. Okay. Luke, bring it out. |
| 1:27.5 | You said you're married? |
| 1:28.9 | Did I hear that right? |
| 1:29.9 | I am, dude. |
| 1:30.8 | Come on, congratulations. Well, bring it out. Here you go. Luke, bring it out. |
| 1:28.8 | You said you're married? |
| 1:29.7 | Did I hear that right? I am, dude. Come on, congratulations. A little ring. Oh, that explains the gold. Yeah, a month. And, dude, it's going great. Marriage is easy. I don't know why anyone's ever said that it was hard. That's right. It is. It's a lot of fun. That's awesome, man. |
| 1:42.7 | Does she know you're here? |
| 1:43.3 | Yeah. |
| 1:43.8 | She does. |
| 1:44.4 | That's awesome. |
| 1:44.9 | That's really cool. |
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