From New York City, it's Phil Henry, folks reminding you that a backstage pass probably will cure what ails you.

I don't know what's going on with you. I don't know what's bothering you.

But I think a couple of belly laughs, just a couple of giggles here and there, maybe just looking at life in a weird way,

seeing the absurd manner in which we treat life, maybe will inspire you.

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Well, it does.

When you say a dose, forgive me, never mind. Get yourself a little bit of the show, not a dose. You don't want to get a dose of anything. Bud, why don't you shut up? I was just... So, there, my glasses went flying off my head, you know. I got it, Mr. Henry.

Thank you.

Get something.

You don't have to call it a dose.

Get a taste.

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