Hi, guys. It's Phil Hendry, and I have tickets to see The Pitch, the Great Off-Broadway Play by Tom Alper.

We're going to be giving those tickets away this week when you hear the special secret word, okay?

What do you mean the secret word? We're going to come up with a word when we say the word,

then the people will DM me and the first people to DM me, and we'll have, I think, five pairs of tickets to give away. The first people to DM me will win a pair, okay? So what's the secret word? We haven't done it yet. General. All right, God. Trying to pressure me, man. Don't start bawling. I'm not bawling. Anyway, before we do any of that,

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