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Episode 357: The Good Ship Lollipop

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The Last Podcast Network

Tv & Film, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.82.3K Ratings

🗓️ 11 June 2020

⏱️ 71 minutes

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Summary

We're feeling the power of the bitch this week as we goss about the Vanderpump Rules debacle, My Lottery Dream Home and this week in Celebrity Conspiracy Corner: did Steve Jobs fake his own death?!?!? Join Jackie's book club over on our Patreon page! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast

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0:00.0

I'm a little better everything. I'll roll into what? I'm a bitch! I'm a lover! I'm a child!

0:29.8

I'm a lover! I'm a sinner! I'm a saint! I do not feel ashamed! I'm your hell! I'm your dream! I'm nothing in between! You know you bloody well today!

0:44.8

Yes, I am here! It is 2020! I'm a bitch and so are you! Welcome to page 7! Everybody's bitch right now! I am a holdin' mignilie! I am a bitch!

0:57.8

You're a bitch! I am Molly Neflam! I'm also a bitch! Bitch! We are bitches! I really enjoy your bitches!

1:04.8

Everybody's bitches! It's just now Molly and I appreciate mine as well.

1:07.8

I'm also a bitch! Everyone is bitch! And we are feeling the power of the bitch right now. And you know what? You gotta take that power, you gotta harness it!

1:15.8

You gotta look up at the moon, you gotta put a rope around the moon, you gotta pull the moon all the way down, you gotta kiss the man on the moon's face!

1:22.8

And he's gonna say, miss, I'm not ready for this and I say yes you are because I'm the sun, bitch! And he's scared that he hides and then it's an equinox!

1:31.8

I don't know what happens in the moon! Wait, when you be because isn't the moon the woman? No!

1:36.8

Whatever with the moon blood or whatever it is. I mean no! This is really a very extended, it's a wonderful life, like fan fiction right now.

1:46.8

Dance by the light of the moon, remember when they sing that? Do what you want, marriage, you want the moon? Just say the word and I'll throw a lasso around it and I'll pull it down.

1:56.8

And then what, Josh? And then you can swallow it! Oh, you're gonna make me cry!

2:00.8

And it'll come out your fingers and that's where I lose it, but I could probably keep going.

2:05.8

You know, I get their thing, but I also throw it out there, I think Mary could have done better.

2:11.8

My love has to say that! Yes, this is the most controversial thing you've ever said to me.

2:16.8

Why, why, why do you think Mary could have done better?

2:21.8

He's always sweating and it's just, you know, I know that he has.

2:25.8

Oh, how are you talking about my people? Now you're talking about my people.

2:28.8

Yes, I'm attacking you on the bitch, I'm being a bitch and I think that you know what the road to hell is paved with good intentions.

2:36.8

But you know what, I'm a lover, okay?

2:40.8

Got it.

2:41.8

I feel that my sweating and secretions, putting that sort of juice and whatnot on my love partner,

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