Episode #3563 The New Phil Hendrie Show
The World of Phil Hendrie
iHeartPodcasts
4.6 • 2.2K Ratings
🗓️ 15 September 2025
⏱️ 30 minutes
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A new show, the venerable Major Elvis Newton’s “Major Elvis Newton’s Truth. Major Newton trued to prove he’s loose and fun. Sign up for a Backstage Pass and enjoy a 30,000 plus hour archive, Phil's new podcast, Classic podcasts, Bobbie Dooley's podcasts, special live streaming events and shows, and oh so very much more…
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| 0:00.0 | Hello, my name is Melvin Duton. Your name's Major Elvis Newton. I know what my name is. I was going to say my name was Melvin Duton. |
| 0:07.0 | Is that a real guy? Melvin Duton was a friend, yes. Why don't I believe you? Because you're a cynical man, Mr. Henry. |
| 0:15.0 | Hello, my name is Major Elvis Newton. And I'd like to inform you that I will be doing a show this evening on the Phil Henry platform, Major Elvis Newton's Truth. You're going to see me and what motivates me |
| 0:27.1 | and one of the greatest law enforcement units in history, the citizens' auxiliary police. |
| 0:32.8 | How do we get it done? A lot of people would like to know, but we do get it done. We get it said. We go home, |
| 0:40.5 | sit down, take a dump. That's right. Major. No, no, I want to say this. We get home after a long |
| 0:46.6 | day, sit down. And relieve you, so. Yes, but I didn't want to say any of that. What I |
| 0:53.2 | really want to tell you is that |
| 0:54.4 | a backstage pass to the Phil Henry show is what they want me to tell you about, so I'll go ahead. Please get one. It's less than $10 a month, less than $7 for the month, and you get thousands of hours of Mr. Henry's archives, as well as his new digital casts and all of the course great webcasts video casts right now the |
| 1:12.3 | video cast that i'm sitting here i'm in front of the banana river i never thought i'd be there |
| 1:17.8 | i never thought i'd be there but there i am so you can see all of these great video casts you |
| 1:22.9 | can also listen to the great podcasts of bobby dole andkhott the next step. Do I think they're really |
| 1:28.2 | great in real life? I've never even heard of these people. But I want you to get these |
| 1:32.3 | backstage passes, whatever they are, so that Mr. Henry can climb off my back, and I can present |
| 1:38.4 | the Major Elvis Newton Truth. Major Elvis Newton, the Major Elvis Newton Truth, at Philhenry show.com, the greatest value |
| 1:47.2 | online other than porn. |
| 1:49.1 | Hello, I'm Major Elvis Newton. |
| 1:51.2 | I want you all to know something. |
| 1:53.2 | While I protect the lives of people, I can also go out and have some fun. |
| 1:57.2 | This is my story, and this song embodies exactly who I am along with Bologna. |
| 2:03.6 | We get it on most every night when that moon gets big and bright. |
| 2:09.6 | Yeah, it's a supernatural delight. |
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