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Hi, it's me, Paloma, and I'm delighted to announce that my podcast, Mad, sad and bad, is back again for season three.

And I know I might be biased, but it's going to be my greatest season yet.

I've got an extra special lineup of guests, including the incredibly fabulous actor Richard

E. Grant, mega gorgeous pop sensation, Lee Ann, and the brilliantly funny and lovable

Koji Radical, as well as many, many more surprises.

So listen now, wherever you get your podcasts.

Oh, oh, oh, oh. Yeah. Hello. Hello. Hello. We are your ghost. Hello. Welcome to two girls, one ghost. We are your ghostesses. That is Karen. Hello. And I am Sabrina. Did you cut your hair again? No. Oh. Your bangs look different. They're growing out. They look good. How many times will I get bangs in my life and then immediately regret it? I think I'm on like the sixth or seventh time. The curtain

bang works really well for you. Thanks. I like it. Yeah. No, it's just growing out. I have a haircut

appointment though in like a week. I told you I'm going short. How short? Well, I mean like I guess half

my hair because my hair is so long. Half your hair is like to my butt crap. Half your hair.

Yeah, like there. The top of where my breast flesh starts. That's a perfect way to describe it. I hope that's what you tell your hairdresser. Anyway. Hey, everyone. That was an unimportant tangent. No, it was so important and vital though we all know that you're cutting your hair to where your breast flesh begins.

That's the description I'm going to give to these people I've never met before at a salon I've never gone to before.

I love it for you. What else is changing? I don't know. I've started doing that five-minute daily journal.

A child is playing Plato outside of the office. No, and I were playing Play-Doh before this and making all of the stuff animals dance. Yeah. It was very nice. Aw, his little face when we had to close the door. I know. And we have these little curtains that like used to like it's a glass windows behind it. It's a French door. So there's multiple panes of window that you can see him through. He's sort to close it on his face. It's so sad. Poor Noah.

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