All right, should we get to our sexy story this week?

Ladies, gentlemen, you cannot unsuck that dick.

It was hot.

It was really quite something.

Do you like when someone else makes me moan?

Do not show up looking like you slept in your clothes, in your car.

There is nothing sexier than getting railed by two dudes at the same time.

I'll just say that.

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We do. We definitely do. So I'm getting ready to leave for an entire week. We are pre-recording

this. Yeah, we're a week ahead, which is unusual for us anyway.

Very.

Only when we're either going out of town or one of us is going out of town.

But yeah, you're leaving for a week.

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