All right, should we get to our sexy story this week?

Ladies, gentlemen, you cannot unsuck that dick.

It was hot.

It was really quite something.

Do you like when someone else makes me moan?

Do not show up looking like you slept in your clothes, in your car.

There is nothing sexier than getting railed by two dudes at the same time.

I'll just say that.

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I feel like I'm finally recovered from my absolute slut botchery. That's what I'm calling it.

Like debauchery, except it's slut botchery. Slot botchery weekend. Yeah, listen, here's the thing that

you and I were talking about this. I guess, I don't remember now. I'm carb high.

We did just finish pancakes and waffles and toast. We just had brunch. You're getting ready to go out of town Tuesday. So, you know, we're trying to spend as much time together as possible. And so we haven't had brunch together and fucking forever. So yeah, we just went to the most amazing fucking place for brunch. And I am fucking stuffed. I got like the carb sleeps. You're going to have to push through, man. Yeah, I know. It's going to be a lot of day. So one of the things I think that's really unique about us, our relationship, I don't know if enough people really understand how like fucking insane we are. I think most people do. No, I don't, I don't know.

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