Episode 355 (Part 1) - Christmas CoolSpiracy with the Holy Host Chase Wagner

Florida Men on Florida Man

Wayne McCarty

Comedy, History

5 • 778 Ratings

🗓️ 11 December 2025

⏱️ 50 minutes

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Summary

In this episode, Josh Mills and Wayne McCarty are joined by Chase Wagner: recording artist, golfer, and great friend of the show.

In part one of this two-part Christmas special, the boys dive deep into multiple conspiracies and Florida Man headlines.

Conspiracies include: intelligent bears controlled by the government, mysterious alligator deaths, and CIA recruitment of young students using cryptic classroom symbology.

Headlines include: Florida Man threatens cops with a dirty bomb, a man uses "dog medicine" to give himself superpowers, and Florida Man goes nude and gets reported by Tesla cameras.

Each week, the Florida Men on Florida Man podcast blends comedy with the fascinating legends, lore, and history of the wildest state in the union: Florida.

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0:00.0	Recorded in front of a live studio audience.
0:04.0	Way down upon the Swanee River, far, far away.
0:12.0	That's where my heart is yearning never, home where the old folks stay.
0:20.0	Welcome to Florida Mint on Florida Man with Josh Mills and Wayne McCarty.
0:25.3	The podcast where Floridians discuss the legends and lore and crazy stories that always seem to take place in Florida.
0:43.6	Welcome back, Chase Wagner for the third time. In the house, to be here.
0:48.4	It's an honor to be back on Wayne's world. It's an honor to be back in Wayne and Josh's world.
1:11.2	Oh, yes. Thank you. How's Maine, Josh? My main man. It is. If I may curse, it's cold. It's effing cold. Yeah. How cold is it right now? In my car I got in this morning. It said negative two. That's a Volvo. Oh, those run cold. That was last week's sponsor, Volvo of North America. Thank you. Yeah, they've already paid out. No, you can say it again.
1:15.3	2015 Volvo V60 cross country.
1:16.2	Really appreciate it.
1:17.9	Could have gone new, but I get it.
1:18.4	Whatever.
1:19.6	Well, the show's doing well. And Chase joined us because we are talking about some conspiracies and all fun ones.
1:32.6	And Chase and I have some experience sharing that together. And Josh lives a conspiracy. Well, once you say the C word like that, you know we get listeners. He lives a conspiracy.
1:38.8	That's right. Josh disappeared briefly just now. There he is. Josh, question question real fast before we go into the headlines what's
1:45.6	your conspiracy what do you what do you bring into the table tonight oh well there is a um a nasty little
1:51.5	bear attack and i don't believe it was of natural origins wow wow all right all right's a little teaser there. Chase has one and I have one.
2:03.9	Yeah, we're going to launch into it, but first we have headlines. Is everybody okay with headlines first?
2:08.0	Is that cool? I'm okay with headlines. Headlines.
2:25.3	Hello, Josh. How were you, sir? You know what's nastier than a naked man?
2:31.2	What's that? A dirty bomb. Really?
2:35.1	Yeah, man.
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