Episode 354 - Volvo of North America presents: Headline Extravaganza with Jordan Blalock

Florida Men on Florida Man

Wayne McCarty

Comedy, History

5 • 778 Ratings

🗓️ 4 December 2025

⏱️ 33 minutes

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Summary

In this episode, Josh Mills and Wayne McCarty are joined by fan favorite guest Jordan Blalock, Ambassador to the state of Alabama and all-around stand-up guy.

It's an "All Headlines" episode featuring the top listener-submitted headlines for the month of November!

Florida Man headlines include: "Diseased monkeys escape semi-truck on the interstate," "Florida Man goes number 2 on an opossum," "Florida Dad fights son over a lady of the night," "Florida felon sneaks a thermos into prison," "Florida parents drop child off with bags of cash and guns," and "Neighbor threatens to eat dog over a dispute."

Each week, the Florida Men on Florida Man podcast blends comedy with the fascinating legends, lore, and history of the wildest state in the union: Florida.

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0:00.0	Recorded in front of a live studio audience.
0:04.0	Way down upon the Swanee River, far, far away.
0:13.0	That's where my heart is yearning never, home where the old folks stay. Welcome to Florida Mint on Florida Man with Josh Mills and Wayne McCarty.
0:26.2	The podcast where Floridians discuss the legends and lore and crazy stories that always seem to take place in Florida.
0:38.3	Duh. Oh my God, is that a third?
0:41.8	That's a third voice here.
0:43.6	Let's do an accent check.
0:45.5	Can you do me a favor and say,
0:47.3	I wanna go to the store and get a glass of milk?
0:49.7	Yeah.
0:50.7	Go ahead.
0:51.7	I wanna go to the store and get a glass of milk.
0:52.9	That's Alabama Jordan, everybody. I wanna go to the store and get a glass of milk that's alabama georg and everybody i want to go to the store and get a glass of milk say i don't hear it i don't hear it everyone says this but i don't i think you purposely tamed the accent because you knew what i was doing you knew the bit you knew that i was doing oh it'll come out it'll come out for sure the long the quicker i talk than what comes out i can hear it right now it's getting bad. Yeah. What words are strictly Alabama?
1:12.6	That's a great question. I don't know if I have bad words. My wife, she can't say oil good. She calls it oil. Yep. You say Polk County? Poke County. Polk County. Oh, you got the elderly. I feel like the longer I'm here, the, it's going away a little bit.
1:26.4	That's sad.
1:27.0	Does that make you sad?
1:27.9	I've never heard, I've never heard it.
1:30.8	I've never heard it.
1:31.4	I've never heard. Yeah, I feel like the longer I'm here, the it's going away a little bit. That's sad, actually. Does that make you sad?
1:27.9	I've never heard.
1:29.5	I've never heard it. I've never heard it. I don't think people can hear their own accent. I think that's a physical. It's like tickling yourself. Very true. I think six, right, right, right. Rots sounds bad. Like, he's right over there. No, that sounds actually really good, yeah.
1:43.7	Spot on.
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