From the Palahedral recording studios of the Corbett Report in Western Japan,

it's the second annual Real Fake News Awards.

Featuring the biggest stincers, clunkers, and downright fake stories propounded by the

lying liars of the mainstream media in the past year.

Last year's awards saw the shame-inducing dinos going to CNN, the New York Times, National

Geographic, and others, with the top prize going to The Guardian for their

faith reporting on Syria.

Will the Guardian retain its spot this year, or will another figure come along to take its

place as biggest purveyor of fake news?

We'll find out in a moment, but first a word from our corporate sponsors.

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And now tonight's host, James Corbin.

Thank you.

Oh, thank you, one and all.

Oh, you're too kind, really you're too kind really you're too kind oh well welcome to tonight's

festivities says you just heard I am James Corbett this is the Corbett report specifically

episode 351 of the Corporate Report podcast the second annual real fake news awards.

I'll be your host for this evening as we take a tip toe through the tulips of

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