Episode 35: Side Effects Include...

Cognitive Dissonance

Tom Curry

Comedy

4.8 • 4.4K Ratings

🗓️ 20 February 2012

⏱️ 79 minutes

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Summary

Notes for week 2/20/12 Ten Years After Decriminalization, Drug Abuse Down by Half in Portugal Trouble in paradise: Maldives and Islamic extremism Help Saudi writer escape death! Israelis Facing a Seismic Rift Over Role of Women Australia's 'child labour camp' Scientology showdown reveals claims of torture, abuse of dissenting members Mormons baptise parents of Nazi-hunter Simon Wiesenthal Four Arrested After Exorcism Goes Bad Religious Music in High School Choir Forces Student to Quit Singing House Democrats walk out over all-male panel on contraception Santorum Tax Returns Draw Critics Of His Low Charitable Giving Evangelist arrested for having sex with a pregnant sheep Clips: Simpsons “mob”, allahu akbar, Tom Cruise on Scientology, Onward Xtian Soldiers, I am Woman -Helen Reddy, Rick Santorum, A Few Good Men, “Hammock Fight” Kevin McLeod - incompetech.com Visit our Website at http://dissonancepod.com for all the links.

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0:00.0	Have you always wanted to win the lottery?
0:04.0	Do you suffer from chronic poverty syndrome?
0:07.0	Do you have real problems that are too much work to actually work on?
0:12.0	Would you rather pretend to help?
0:14.0	Then actually help.
0:16.0	Prayer might be right for you.
0:19.0	I was poor.
0:20.0	I mean, really, really poor.
0:22.0	I'm still poor.
0:23.0	In fact, my family just played one cheeto five ways for dinner.
0:28.0	But now I don't live in a cold dead universe.
0:31.0	I can finally see the light.
0:33.0	And as my emaciated self wanders toward it, I finally feel free.
0:38.0	Thanks, prayer.
0:40.0	Please note.
0:41.0	Some side effects for prayer may not be reported.
0:44.0	Always consult your pastor, chairman, imam, rabbi or witch doctor,
0:48.0	or a holy book specialist for medical advice.
0:52.0	Side effects may include
0:54.0	dull ability, loss of funds, magical thinking,
0:58.0	subjugation of women, brainwashing of children,
1:01.0	loss of libido, inability to convert without the good word,
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