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Hi, this is Thomas from the Thomas and the Bible podcast and you are listening to

cognitive dissonance. What is quite literally my favorite podcast of the last 20 or 30 years and

I just love just everything that Tim and Cedric say and they're funny and it's a good thing

you're listening because man what a great thing they do.

Be advised that this show is not for children, the faint of heart, or the easily offended.

The explicit tag is there for a reason.

This is cognitive dissonance. Every episode we blast anyone who gets in our way.

We bring critical thinking, skepticism and irreverence to any topic that makes the news and makes it

big or makes us mad. It's skeptical, it's political and there is no welcome man. I say there's

no welcome man but still I have to extend a welcome which makes me a giant fucking liar which

should come as no surprise. Welcome here to Thomas from Thomas and the Bible. This is a really

well done podcast that Cecil and I found by virtue of the fine folks at iTunes suggesting it

and we wanted to have Thomas on and he's going to discuss our first story with us for the day.

You said well done podcast. We like to think of our podcast as well done so our standards are

very low. I'm just making sure we didn't get on the wrong line. You're still talking to me,

right? Unfortunately. Yeah, we can't drop call. I've been hitting the hang up. I need new

batteries in the mouse or something. That's probably it. Since you're here, let's do it. Do it

live. You know, I got to say fuck. I'm really sorry. There's something I absolutely have to

address before I go any further with this. I have it on good authority and maybe you don't even

remember saying this but you dip gay cocks in your coffee. Well, I've been knowing again. I mean,

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