Episode 35: Short People

The Brighter Side

The Last Podcast Network

Amber Nelson, Last Podcast Network, Leisure, Comedy, Ed Larson, Society & Culture

4.7 • 636 Ratings

🗓️ 5 May 2015

⏱️ 58 minutes

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Summary

Peter Dinklage, Spud Webb, Napoleon. Being short is only 2/3's bad. You get all kinds of benefits, you can befriend a mouse, have a cookie as a meal, or suck on genitals quicker than others. See Short People do have a reason to live. So eat shit Randy Newman. With Andrew Short & Frank Zemel

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0:00.0	The Brighter Side is brought to you by Audible.com. Go to Audiblerial.com slash Brighterside for your free trial. on the right side I spend my paycheck on the boos
0:22.3	that's okay now I got for me
0:25.5	yeah on the bright side
0:29.8	you gotta keep on the bright side
0:33.8	I started a job once and my office played that on, like, my second day, and they all thought it was super funny.
0:43.9	Yeah, it was hilarious.
0:46.5	Oh, man.
0:47.5	So what is it about this song that pisses you off other than the obvious?
0:50.8	That people think it's funny.
0:52.2	It's not fucking, like.
0:53.7	Yeah, we don't think it's funny. Randy Newman's not funny. Yeah. It's kind of funny. It's not fucking, like... Yeah, we don't think it's funny.
0:54.9	Randy Newman's not funny.
0:56.5	Yeah.
0:56.7	He's kind of funny.
0:57.9	He's a little funny.
0:58.6	He's funny sounding.
0:59.8	Yeah.
1:00.6	I think that's, you know, one halfway to funny.
1:04.2	Sounding funny?
1:04.9	Yeah.
1:05.8	Yeah, but...
1:07.0	Fuck that guy.
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