Episode 35 - Jonah Ray

Entry Level with Brooks Wheelan

All Things Comedy

Business, Comedy

4.8 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 18 June 2018

⏱️ 79 minutes

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Summary

Jonah Ray (Mystery Science Theater 3000 and fun dude) is on to talk about failing a music test to work at a local Hawaiian record store, how he's stolen from almost every job he's ever worked at (and Brooks approves), and how his final job was sewing buttons on jeans in an LA sweat shop with cool Russian ladies. Brooks also goes off on a tirade about James Cook and Jonah allows it. Listen to Jonah's podcast: http://www.maximumfun.org/shows/jonah-raydio See Brooks live: www.brookswheelan.com

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0:00.0	Ooh, yeah, listen up.
0:05.0	Yeah, I can see you new to this.
0:09.0	You ain't got no job.
0:12.0	You ain't got no
0:13.0	experience your entry level
0:19.0	you ain't got no qualifications
0:22.0	you ain't got no qualifications baby your entry level
0:29.2	your entry level your entry level baby
0:33.0	baby oh yeah
0:41.0	Hey welcome to this week's
0:42.0	to this week's episode of entry level. We're going to do some more
0:44.0	listener mail. I'm joined as always, not as always, just when he's around. Mike
0:47.8	Mike Burns is here. Hello Brooks. Mike, how are you is your day? I'm
0:50.8	pretty good. It's hot out and I just had a tuna sandwich at House of Pie,
0:53.7	so I'm having a good day.
0:54.6	Oh, that's a nice day.
0:56.4	You said you even got a Coca-Cola to go with it?
0:58.4	I got a Diet Coke.
0:59.2	That's treated myself.
1:00.3	Treat yourself.
1:00.8	Got some nice writing done, I'm feeling good.
1:02.3	It's whenever you go out to eat and you don't get alcohol, first of all the bill is cheap as fuck.
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