Episode 34 - Dwayne Perkins

Entry Level with Brooks Wheelan

All Things Comedy

Business, Comedy

4.8 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 11 June 2018

⏱️ 79 minutes

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Summary

Dwayne Perkins (amazing stand up and great dude) is on to discuss growing up in Brooklyn having trouble cashing his first checks without getting them stolen, being fired from Toys-R-Us but NOT deserving it, spending time working at a Sizzler rip off called "For Goodness Steaks", and his professional life in the the corporate world before his career took off. Check out Dwayne live: dwayneperkins.com/ Check out Brooks live: brookswheelan.com

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0:00.0	Ooh, yeah, listen up.
0:05.0	Yeah, I can see you new to this.
0:09.0	You ain't got no job.
0:12.0	You ain't got no job ain't got no experience your entry level
0:19.4	You ain't got no
0:22.0	qualifications baby your entry level
0:30.0	your entry level your entry level baby baby oh yeah
0:40.0	oh yeah
0:41.0	hey what this week's episode of entry level.
0:43.0	The guest this week is Dwayne Perkins, who's a fucking delight and super funny guy, and I've always looked up to him,
0:50.0	but we got some listener mail up top and I'm joined as not always but whenever he's around Mr Mike Burns.
0:56.0	Hey, all right.
0:58.0	Alright, okay, morning zoo coming at you.
1:02.0	Oh man, all right.
1:04.0	What are you up to?
1:05.0	How is your day? Oh, it's pretty good.
1:06.0	I got some writing done.
1:07.0	I went to the grocery store.
1:08.0	I'm going to work out here in a second.
1:10.0	And then I'm going to start preparing to watch some of the NBA.
1:14.0	Oh yeah, you're a big saginaw guy.
1:15.5	Big saginaw, but big d'ibidod, big Dreymon Green fan.
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