Episode 36 - Chris Garcia

Entry Level with Brooks Wheelan

All Things Comedy

Business, Comedy

4.8 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 25 June 2018

⏱️ 83 minutes

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Summary

Chris Garcia (great stand up and fun neighbor) talks about taking his first job only to save enough money to get a hotel to lose his virginity, taking too much acid and not being able to work at a bookstore, being beaten down emotionally by the students he taught, and being a suspect for a robbery at a Blockbuster he worked at. Check out Chris live: http://chrisgarciacomedy.com/ Check out Brooks live: brookswheelan.com

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0:00.0	Ooh, yeah, listen up.
0:05.0	Yeah, I can see you new to this.
0:09.0	You ain't got no job.
0:12.0	You ain't got no
0:13.0	experience your entry level
0:19.0	you ain't got no qualifications
0:19.0	you ain't got no
0:22.0	qualifications baby your entry level
0:29.2	your entry level your entry level your entry level baby
0:33.7	baby. Oh yeah.
0:40.7	Hey welcome to this week's entry level. Hey welcome to this week's episode of entry level. I'm joined right now by
0:45.2	I'm co-host of sorts in a delight. Michael Burns. Brooks, what up man? Not much. There's a
0:50.3	fire at the Griffith Observatory last night.
0:54.0	And we sat on the stoop and watched.
0:55.7	We said about Hillbillies.
0:56.9	Yeah, I was full like, oh, wow, I wonder if the observatory is gonna catch our own fires.
1:00.6	There's a couple of real Hank hills out there sipping the chorus like watching smoke.
1:05.0	Oh man, our whole neighborhood like joined in like I'm surprised no no no didn't come out.
1:09.0	No no is this like cool old what do you think she's you think she's an Armenian woman she is she
1:15.2	has told me okay yeah she bright red hair bright red hair she's amazing I am a huge
1:20.0	fan of no no but she hangs out outside all day like and plays cards and wants to
1:24.4	bone you oh yeah she told me her name's no no and she says no to everything but me
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