Welcome to an HBO podcast from the HBO late-night series Real Time with Bill Maugh.

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Hey, thank you.

Thank you very much.

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Thank you very much. Thank you.

Thank you very much. I don't...

I don't know where we're getting the crowds lately, but it's a lot better than when we got them for the first 12 years.

But, you know, I say this every week, so I know my credibility is thin when I say I know why you're happy, but I think I really mean it this time.

I know why you're happy. Hillary Clinton said today she has a big announcement on Sunday. What could it be?

Oh, my God, I'm not going to get any sleep Saturday night. One year right now.

We know what it is. She's playing Spider-Man one more time. It's going to be great.

No, she's going to announce that she's running for president. Of course, she's going to do it interesting first in an email blast, which, yes, Republican...

Republicans found this very ironic because email, as we all know, is the tool she used to kill everybody in Bingozi.

So that's very good.

And then she's going off to Iowa for a film a very sexy spring break video called Girls Gone Inevitable.

It's really something.

But, you know what, folks? You look at the polls. It's going to be Clinton and Bush again.

It's so funny because everybody says, oh, God, we want somebody new.

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