Episode #348 (Originally aired 3/27/15)
Real Time with Bill Maher
HBO Podcasts
4.1 • 15.8K Ratings
🗓️ 30 March 2015
⏱️ 57 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Welcome to an HBO podcast from the HBO late-month series Real Time with Bill Maugh. |
| 0:30.0 | Thank you very much. |
| 0:37.0 | You're very kind. |
| 0:40.0 | Thank you. |
| 0:44.0 | Thank you very much. Wow. |
| 0:46.0 | Look into this. |
| 0:48.0 | Okay. |
| 0:49.0 | All right. |
| 0:50.0 | Okay. |
| 0:51.0 | At least we got a lot of show. |
| 0:52.0 | I know it's like... |
| 0:53.0 | Yes! |
| 0:54.0 | It's so exciting to be here. |
| 0:58.0 | And a tele-visit show. |
| 1:00.0 | Let me get to the news. |
| 1:03.0 | Because a lot of people watch this show to get the news. |
| 1:05.0 | So I have to fill them in. |
| 1:07.0 | People are excited because the 2016 presidential race officially started this week. |
| 1:11.0 | We have our first official candidate, Ted Cruz. |
| 1:15.0 | Ted Cruz. |
| 1:17.0 | People have Ted Cruz fever. |
| 1:20.0 | It's kind of like that flu bug going around, but the shit comes out your mouth. |
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