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Your Kickstarter Sucks

Episode 350: The Necessity of Cream

Your Kickstarter Sucks

Jesse Farrar & Mike Hale

Technology, Comedy

4.81.6K Ratings

🗓️ 8 April 2024

⏱️ 98 minutes

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Summary

I like driving my car but I don’t like getting run into by other cars. That’s why I came up with the “please don’t run into me” sign, which you can put in the car or take it with you on the plane or wear around your neck. It’s basically good wherever you don’t want to get hit by stuff. As far as I can tell, no one has come up with this idea before, which probably means I’m good to go. La la la la…ho ho ho…tee hee hee. ← What da HELL!?

On today’s show we got that thing I am kind of talking about up there, plus a thing that makes eating ice cream even easier (can you believe it?), a healthier (?) way to make cold brew, and honestly the grossest, most insane way I’ve ever seen of brushing your teeth. I mean it does everything wrong. I truly don’t get it. Maybe someone will explain it to me. Oh please…someone help me!! I need help!!

Music for YKS is courtesy of Howell Dawdy, Craig Dickman, Mr. Baloney, and Mark Brendle. Additional research by Zeke Golvin. YKS is edited by Producer Dan. 

YKS Premium - Now THIS is the stuff right here. More JF, more DB, more DAN?! Are you kidding me? If that’s a single penny short of $1,000,000 a month it will have been a steal and a deal. Don’t tell me what it costs! I don’t want to know! I just want to take my $1,000,000 and go away somewhere!

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Transcript

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0:00.0

You're still making your Kickstarter sucks.

0:12.8

Yeah, Mike and Shay, after still doing this stuff, they've been going for six years

0:17.2

and haven't given it up.

0:18.7

So somehow here's another six-pack of this type of junk.

0:21.5

Yeah, that's right.

0:22.2

We're still doing these. Your Kickstarter sucks, yeah Yeah that's right. We're still doing these.

0:23.3

Your Kickstarter sucks. Yeah that's right. We're still doing these.

0:26.4

Not control. Yeah, Mike and JF haven't given this up. Yeah, that's right.

0:30.9

You're still doing your Kickstarter sucks.

0:33.2

Uh, hey fellows.

0:37.6

Um, so I woke up this morning and my sister called me and said don't drink any water because I guess

0:46.2

they found a corpse in the reservoir which is not good.

0:53.6

And the city, they put out like a boil water notice and they closed all the schools for some reason

1:00.1

I guess and they come to find out the corpse has been there for over a month.

1:05.0

So I've been basically drinking and bathing in and cooking with and giving my cats a dead guy.

1:17.0

About four weeks now.

1:20.0

It's a lot of corpse water that I've been consuming.

1:24.0

Not great. Not great.

1:28.0

So I guess my question is,

1:32.0

what's the most disgusting thing you've ever drank and cooked with and

1:36.4

bazed and, because for me I guess now it is a dead guy.

1:46.0

I've been consuming a dead guy. Thanks. Hope the show.

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