Episode 349 - Dick on Arts and Crafts
The Dick Show
Dick Masterson
4.7 • 1.3K Ratings
🗓️ 7 March 2023
⏱️ 115 minutes
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Summary
I mess up my project for the LA County Fair, fat women Kickstart a special towel for fat women, Black women can't find helmets, anti-woke chocolate, messing up on the No Jumper podcast, cigars cause lung cancer, and a hidden camera Fat Watch; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!
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| 0:00.8 | Come on guys, come on get your shit together rumble. I finally bullied them so hard. They responded to me on Twitter |
| 0:10.2 | Cuz you know I'm there. This sucks. It's a it's a fucking disaster your your whole platform |
| 0:16.2 | It's a total joke. It's a it's a train wreck what you're doing. You're blowing it |
| 0:22.4 | You're blowing it you had everything in the palm of your hand and you're fucking blowing it |
| 0:27.6 | And they're like, well, what would you finally they go? What would you like us to do? And I said |
| 0:33.0 | Remove the preview video thing part remove it. It's annoying |
| 0:39.0 | Yeah, fuck that see if they do it because now when you sit there and listen to the show |
| 0:44.3 | It's like stoddodsh for like every there we go. All right. It's work. I got |
| 0:49.9 | Am I am I hearing some feedback or something? Did you play with something? No some turn that down |
| 0:55.4 | That was too high. Gotcha. Yeah, just checking to make sure it's okay. Checking to make sure it's good |
| 0:59.7 | Okay, I'm turning myself up a little bit cool |
| 1:03.7 | I've got a bone to pick with you me. What was that Johnny the audio engineer's back |
| 1:09.0 | Do you want to talk about how you got recognized first of all? Oh, yeah, you want to talk about that? Sure, okay |
| 1:14.8 | I'll tell you what you were in Nintendo Mario Land |
| 1:18.0 | Mario Land with my friends and |
| 1:20.6 | You know having a great day trying to figure out what the fuck's going on. I know that means |
| 1:25.1 | Yeah, I know exactly what of that how much of what that means |
| 1:30.1 | You know, it was just a very confusing day, man. You know is a for our first time there are very first time there |
| 1:37.0 | It looks like a legit like like cartoon like video game popping out of the ground. It was pretty fucking cool |
| 1:43.1 | It was very interesting. Yeah, very interesting to look at right and observe |
| 1:48.9 | But it was great because you know, we're walking out. I forget what the fuck we were walking out of yeah |
| 1:55.1 | Sky come princess toad stools. Yeah, I can just measuring. Yeah, fantasy golf |
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