This is Ephraim Banana, here from the Banana River, the bank of the Banana River, and the banks of the Banana River,

and Banana River. Banana River is located in the state of Florida, but we never reference the state of Florida as being the location.

We simply say, we're here at the Banana River. Where is it? At the Banana River. And that's

where we are. And I want to tell you right now that I'm appreciative of Phil Henry's support.

And I would like to thank him for having us on his podcast to tell the story of the Banana River

and the Banana. The Banana is our family. And we don't call ourselves the

banana family. We don't say we're the Banana clan. We say the Banana. And you, for instance,

we'd say this weekend, the banana is hosting a Thanksgiving party or something like that.

Where are you going to the banana? What are they going to do?

The banana is hosting a birthday party. And what family is he in? He's not in a family. Well, what is he in?

He's in a banana. That is how we've done things and we feel pretty good about it. We feel

pretty confident that that's the best way to communicate for us, the banana. So I'm

Ephraim Banana and I want to encourage you to get the backstage pass to the Phil Henry Show at

Philhendry Show.com. The greatest value online, other than pornography.

Is that the word, the porn?

Other than the porn.

Now it's time for the banana.

Banks of the Banana River and the history of the banana with Ephraim Banana,

Jack Banana and his wife Ellen Banana,

along with Laurie Banana, Jason Banana, Jared Banana, and Kennedy Banana.

So, welcome, welcome, welcome.

What a glorious day it's been for all of us to be a part of this coming out as Phil Henry

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