Hi, this is Phil and I'm here at the hotel.

I will be in Orlando.

By the time you are listening to this, I'll be making my way to the Banana River.

Yeah.

Marri, you, uh, I wanted to write a song, Oh, Banana River, rolling along, oh Banana River,

you're really long, oh Banana River, slice it up, onto cereal, then throw up.

Or put them on cereal, then hang up.

Were you on the phone?

Yes, I was on the phone talking to someone, and I sliced up banana.

That was ready. He kind of went butch there. I sliced up banana.

You really are a punk face, I do.

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Okay?

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