Episode 346: Getting Quorny

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Tv & Film, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.8 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 26 March 2020

⏱️ 67 minutes

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Summary

Uh-oh we're getting quarantine horny over Christopher Meloni in a kilt, Idris Elba's new song and Molly reveals she is the only Love is Blind fan who is team Jessica. April 1st! Watch Jackie perform The Blair Witch Project with Scripts Gone Wild. Listen to Jackie's descent into madness as she reads Modelland on Patreon.

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0:00.0	And somewhere in the darkness, the gamelo he broke even, but in his final words I found an ace that I could keep.
0:18.5	You got to know when to hold on.
0:22.0	No wind to fold on.
0:24.0	No wind to walk away.
0:27.0	No wind to run.
0:29.0	You never count your money.
0:31.0	Oh, when you're sitting at the table.
0:34.0	The be a time enough accountant.
0:37.0	When the deal is done, I know so many people don't really care, but I have to say poor one out from my Kenny Rogers.
0:45.0	Because no matter what, this fucking month just keeps destroying us over and over again.
0:51.0	And yes, I may have cried for a couple of hours.
0:54.0	And yes, I definitely sat and listened to Kenny Rogers for at least almost at Kenny Powers for 24 hours straight.
1:02.0	Kenny Powers also passed away.
1:04.0	That's right.
1:05.0	No, how dare you.
1:06.0	Ex baseball star.
1:08.0	Turned school teacher Kenny Powers.
1:10.0	That's not true.
1:12.0	A reindeer ran him off the road.
1:16.0	And staff.
1:17.0	Still alive.
1:18.0	And Kenny Rogers has passed away and the world mourns yet again, Jackie, for another idol of yours.
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