Episode 345: Fictosexuals

Slop Quest

All Things Comedy

Comedy

4.9 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 2 May 2022

⏱️ 88 minutes

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Summary

Welcome aboard. We start this week's show with some Diaz brother talk and then get into "who had the better bit?" It's Blac Chyna vs. a 26 year old politician from North Carolina. It's a REAL battle because both bits are really funny. And finally! The long wait is over. We hear the results of Aaron's softball championship game. Did team Pizza Party win? Well, listen for the blow-by-blow description of this thrilling event. How do you follow that? Well, maybe by talking about fictosexuals, aka people who are into fictional characters. In Japan, people are marrying them. Extra, extra hear all about it! We close it out by listening to an unearthed clip of a guy we used to open mic with and discussing if bad comedy can be funny.

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0:00.0	The Danish in a real podcast is fun for the whole family.
0:06.2	I'm always waiting on that last note, kind of seems like something big is about to happen.
0:15.3	I guess the show, the show's big, yeah, that's what's big.
0:18.2	Every time you're like, whoa, whoa, what sounds almost like it now, you know, like the
0:22.7	Muppet, like the theme song of that, where it sounds like it sounds like somebody to kick
0:26.8	into a new gear.
0:28.1	Yeah, the new gear is the show, everybody.
0:32.0	That's what we're talking about.
0:34.3	That's true.
0:35.3	We got Nate Diaz.
0:36.3	It's pissed off right off the bat, ladies and gentlemen.
0:38.8	What is he mad about?
0:40.2	Yeah, for once, not for once, but he's makes a good point.
0:45.4	What?
0:46.4	What do you have seen on 420 made a big deal about unveiling some Nick and Nate Diaz NFTs.
0:55.7	He said, it's shit like this, why I need to get the fuck out of this, sorry, as UFC didn't
1:00.2	you guys to spend Nick for five years and find me hell of money for a vape pen, now you're
1:04.8	reaping the benefits.
1:05.8	I hope nobody buys this bullshit.
1:09.0	But also Nate or Nick got suspended by the commission.
1:14.0	The commission.
1:15.0	And yeah, but also here's the thing, he gets a big cut of that of the profits, I don't think
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