Episode 344: Zamboners
Slop Quest
All Things Comedy
4.9 • 1.2K Ratings
🗓️ 25 April 2022
⏱️ 79 minutes
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Summary
Danish starts 'er out by making a big announcement about someone involved with the show. After that, we inquire about an injury we noticed that Aaron had. O'Neill reports a clown battle, and Danish tells a story about seeing an up and coming unicyclist practicing his moves. Danish asks O'Neill if he heard about a group of Christians singing religious songs on a plane, and this type of behavior is discussed. We grill Aaron about his softball bat and if he doctors it and find out a strange thing the city of Burbank is doing with taxpayer money. We then discuss a story of a woman and man getting into an altercation, and the man ended up getting kissed and having part of his tongue bit off. After that, it's a tale of a cock fight gone wrong! We also talk about a car thief who went back to where he stole the car to scold a parent for leaving their kid in the car when he stole it. O'Neill shares a story about a longtime zamboni driver who recently lost his job. Danish wraps it up by telling a story about a celebrity family.
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| 0:34.0 | That is right. |
| 0:35.0 | Yep. |
| 0:36.0 | Yeah, Aaron's injured, man. |
| 0:38.0 | I don't know if we can do the show. |
| 0:39.0 | Saw that elbow, dude. |
| 0:40.0 | He's got an elbow brace. |
| 0:42.0 | What are they? |
| 0:43.0 | What do you guys call the pizza parties? |
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