Episode 344: Second Hand Store
Cognitive Dissonance
Tom Curry
4.8 • 4.4K Ratings
🗓️ 20 February 2017
⏱️ 74 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | today shows brought to you by Adam and Eve.com. If you go to Adam and Eve.com right now, |
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| 0:10.2 | Why are you looking at me? |
| 0:13.9 | You were right. That right. Because Tom, you think that's a load bearing sex swing, |
| 0:18.7 | buddy? |
| 0:19.7 | Huh? |
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| 0:25.3 | code Glory at checkout. |
| 0:32.6 | Be advised that this show is not for children, the faint of heart, or the easily offended. |
| 0:38.2 | The explicit tag is there for a reason. |
| 0:55.3 | I'm not going to say that. |
| 1:02.3 | Recording live from cognitive, from cognitive, from cognitive dissonance in glory, whole Chicago. |
| 1:10.2 | Jesus Christ is 344 times. |
| 1:14.0 | This is Chicago dissonance. |
| 1:16.6 | It's better than that floppy New York dissonance. |
| 1:20.7 | That's a fucking greasy. That's a fucking shit stain garbage on the street sewer rat New |
| 1:27.1 | York garbage dissonance. |
| 1:28.1 | What do you have right now that you could flash back in the oven for me that's been sitting |
| 1:34.1 | out all day? |
| 1:35.1 | What do you have in a pizza that's been out all day? |
| 1:38.1 | What do you have that a flies landed on the last 20 hot crotch eggs on it? |
| 1:41.6 | I'd be very interested in your mouse drop in cockroach egg pizza. Is that a possibility? |
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