Episode 343: Pillow Hands

Cognitive Dissonance

Tom Curry

Comedy

4.8 • 4.4K Ratings

🗓️ 13 February 2017

⏱️ 89 minutes

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Thanks to @angryblackrant for joining us. Tom, Cecil, and Ishmael talk about Jesse Lee Peterson's opinion that if there were no black people in America, we wouldn't have as many murders and riots. Cecil and Tom then discuss how and why the Republican side was so much better at cock blocking than liberals are. Hillbilly God comes back to talk about the apples of Gods eye, aka his scrotum. Lastly, a Philadelphia woman is married to Jesus and is considered an extra fancy virgin by the Catholic Church. Stories covered in episode: Jesse Lee Peterson: If There Were No Black People In America, We Wouldn't Have As Many Murders And Riots Rick Joyner's Friend 'Had A Revelation' That The Obama Administration Bugged Trump's Oval Office And Is Leaking Information Cindy Jacobs: 2017 Will See Christian 'Media Revolutionaries' Replace Liberal Media Outlets That Are Persecuting Christians Philadelphia Woman, Now Married to Jesus, Consecrated By Catholic Church As Extra Fancy Virgin Extra: Demanding An Answer: Jeremy Paxman & Michael Howard – BBC Newsnight 1997-05-13 Adam & Eve Promo We will be doing a live show next Sunday the 19th at 3 pm central. Here is a link to our Livestream page: https://livestream.com/dissonancepod/

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